asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

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